gabilliamqueen:

i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking

haha

guess whos gettin that dick

not u

me

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

boydivision:

when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T